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The Albion Comedy Club & Restaurant

Dates: Regular comedy shows

Where: Phone 07 3262 7308 - www.brisbanecomedy.com.au

Live comedy is all about atmosphere. The Albion Comedy Club & Restaurant is one of the biggest comedy clubs in the world and by far the most popular comedy club in Brisbane.

With an extensive menu carefully prepared by our world class chefs, the Albion Comedy Club and restaurant is able to cater for groups of 2 people to 400 people.

Open every Friday and Saturday night we proudly present an all professional lineup of the best local, interstate and international acts. Each night we feature five or six comedians.

The Albion Comedy Club & Restaurant is the perfect place to celebrate your Birthday, Hens Night or Christmas Party.

Sit Down Comedy Club

Dates: N/A

Where: PADDO TAVERN, 186 Given Terrace, Paddington - Booking Line (07) 3369 4466

The Sit Down Comedy Club is one of Australia’s major producers of Stand Up Comedy and know as the #1 Comedy Club in Brisbane.

http://www.standup.com.au/ - Check for the latest gigs!

Bogan Bingo

Dates: Tuesday Nights

Where: Hotel CBD - 21 Lake Street, Varsity Lakes, QLD, 4229 Ph: (07) 5562 2266

After being banned for long enough in QLD, Keefy and Chooka will be in no rush to roll out the numbers, that have you acting like an idiot, drinking like a fish, and yelling out "Bloody Bingo!", at the Hotel CBD.

The Butterfly Club

Dates: Regular comedy shows,refer to their website for details

Where: 204 Bank Street, South Melbourne. Ph: 9690 2000

The Butterfly Club is an eclectic performance hub.

www.thebutterflyclub.com

The Comic's Lounge

Dates: Regular Comedy Shows

Where: 26 Errol Street, North Melbourne. Ph 03 9348 9488

www.thecomicslounge.com.au

The Comics Lounge is Australia’s only 6 nights a week live comedy venue in Australia, hosting the biggest names from TV and Radio all year round.

The Melbourne Comedy Club

Dates: Regular Comedy Shows

Where: 380 Lygon Street, Carlton. Ph 03 9348 1622

Catch great comedy shows at The Melbourne Comedy Club!

Big Laughs in the Little Pub

Dates: The last Wednesday of the month.

Where: The New Sydney Hotel Hobart Tasmania 7000. Ph: 03 6231 0358

Big Laughs in the Little Pub is Tasmania's greatest regular Stand Up Comedy night, held on the last Wednesday of the month.

If the times are getting you down, get uplifted at the New Sydney Hotel for a great evening of comic relief.

Enjoy a full line up of comedians, emerging new performers, highly talented locals and interstate guests.

Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2010

Dates: 24 March - 18th April 2010

Where: Melbourne - Everywhere!

An annual event, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival literally takes over Australia's comedy capital, Melbourne, each autumn with an enormous program of stand-up comedy, cabaret, theatre, street performance, film, television, radio and visual arts.

For more information step this way - www.comedyfestival.com.au

JULIAN CLARY

Dates: 13 APRIL 2010

Where: HAMER HALL, MELBOURNE

JULIAN CLARY

JULIAN CLARY

Dates: 15 APRIL

Where: NORWOOD CONCERT HALL

JULIAN CLARY

JULIAN CLARY

Dates: 17 APRIL

Where: OCTAGON THEATRE, PERTH

JULIAN CLARY

JULIAN CLARY

Dates: 21 APRIL

Where: THE TIVOLI, BRISBANE

JULIAN CLARY

TOMMY TIERNAN

Dates: 13 APRIL

Where: OCTAGON THEATRE, PERTH

TOMMY TIERNAN

TOMMY TIERNAN

Dates: 15 APRIL

Where: THE PALMS AT CROWN, MELBOURNE

TOMMY TIERNAN

TOMMY TIERNAN

Dates: 19 APRIL

Where: THE TIVOLI, BRISBANE

TOMMY TIERNAN

PABLO FRANCISCO

Dates: 14 APRIL

Where: THE PALMS AT CROWN, MELBOURNE

PABLO FRANCISCO

PABLO FRANCISCO

Dates: 20 APRIL

Where: THE TIVOLI, BRISBANE

PABLO FRANCISCO

PABLO FRANCISCO

Dates: 21 APRIL

Where: ENMORE THEATRE, SYDNEY

PABLO FRANCISCO

REGGIE WATTS

Dates: 14-18 APRIL

Where: THE CAPITOL, MELBOURNE

REGGIE WATTS

REGGIE WATTS

Dates: 19 APRIL

Where: THE GOV, ADELAIDE

REGGIE WATTS

REGGIE WATTS

Dates: 23 APRIL

Where: FLY BY NIGHT MUSICIAN’S CLUB, PERTH

REGGIE WATTS

REGGIE WATTS

Dates: 27 APRIL

Where: METRO THEATRE, SYDNEY

REGGIE WATTS

RUSSELL PETERS

Dates: 11 MAY

Where: CONVENTION CENTRE, BRISBANE

RUSSELL PETERS

RUSSELL PETERS

Dates: 17 MAY

Where: CHALLENGE STADIUM, PERTH

RUSSELL PETERS

RUSSELL PETERS

Dates: 20 MAY

Where: ACER ARENA, SYDNEY

RUSSELL PETERS

Die Roten Punkte - Kunst Rock

Dates: 7 - 17 April (not Mondays)

Where: The Arts Centre, Fairfax Studio

Die Roten Punkte (The Red Dots) are the Prinz and Prinzessin of Berlin’s underground rock scene. Following sell-out shows in New York, Montreal and Edinburgh, dysfunctional siblings Otto and Astrid Rot have returned to Australia to premiere their eagerly anticipated third album, KUNST ROCK (ART ROCK).

Orphaned as teenagers, Astrid and Otto found themselves homeless in Berlin before they dove into a rock baptism by fire (started by one of Astrid’s cigarettes). Born-again as Die Roten Punkte, the duo was catapulted into European stardom.

Described as “a lipstick-smeared, tantrum-loving, sonic collision between the B52s, Kraftwerk and the early Ramones”, Die Roten Punkte are truly one of a kind. Astrid’s avant-garde style and legendary antics inspire both reverence and fear, while Otto’s dynamic stage presence brings to mind a whirling dervish on meth.

With a string of awards notched into their studded belts, this counter-culture rock duo has reached the pinnacle of their artistry. They are art rock incarnate.

KUNST ROCK is one of the most irreverent and funny gigs you are ever likely to see.

Bookings: theartscentre.com.au, 1300 182 183* or the Arts Centre Box Office

Matt Wilson: Memoirs of a Human Cannonball

Dates: 25 March - 17 April (Not Mondays) Preview 24 March

Where: the Arts Centre, BlackBox

Bookings: theartscentre.com.au, 1300 182 183 or the Arts Centre Box Office.

In 2006, Human Cannonball Matt Wilson, a longstanding member of Circus Oz, had a life-threatening accident on stage. The nature of the injury was such that not many people know what really happened. This is that story.

Being shot out of a cannon is a preposterous profession, with a mere handful of like-minded practitioners documented. After the High Wire, the act has the highest fatality rate. In the overly cautious liability-conscious environment of the modern world, it is a rare sight indeed.

How exactly does it work?
Who was the first person to do it?
Why did they do it?

Memoirs of a Human Cannonball answers these questions and more, in wonderfully gory technicoloured detail. Combining circus and cabaret with a kind of “Rock-u Shock-u Mock-umentary” narrative, audiences will be entertained and riveted in equal measure.

Memoirs of a Human Cannonball is a true story which runs the gamut of comedy and tragedy, accident and recovery, as it explores the themes of risk, danger, sacrifice and how far some people will go to have fun.

Donna and Damo

Dates: 24 March - 17 April (Not Mondays) Preview 24 March

Where: the Arts Centre, BlackBox

Bookings: theartscentre.com.au, 1300 182 183* or the Arts Centre Box Office

Written and Performed by Sarah Collins and Justin Kennedy.
Directed by Jason Lehane

Donna and Damo is a love story with no sex. A road-trip without aircon. A glamour photography portrait minus the soft-focus lens.

Donna (Sarah Collins) works as a telemarketer selling photo makeovers to women in the Outback with image issues. Damo (Justin Kennedy) is a hapless young man who is just a little bit OCD. Cast adrift when his Gran dies, he embarks on a ‘mission impossible’ to correct misspellings in the public domain through no obligation spell-checks. Thrust together by chance, love blossoms between the two misfits…kind of.

Kennedy’s comedic career has long been established through countless stand-up performances, a starring role on The Comedy Channel’s The Mansion and as a writer for Rove. In 2008, Sarah Collins enjoyed a sell-out success with her first solo show Nothing Extraordinary Ever Happens in Toowoomba (Ever) at the Melbourne Fringe Festival.

Debuting at the 2009 Melbourne Fringe Festival, Donna and Damo played to sold-out audiences.

The Concert

Dates: Sundays only - 28 March, 4 April & 11 April

Where: the Arts Centre, BlackBox

Bookings: theartscentre.com.au, 1300 182 183 or the Arts Centre Box Office

You met them in The Business….As Usual, loved One Man’s Business and were blown away by Big Business. Now they’re back! Paul, Barry, Ray and Pierre return to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2010 with their award-winning show The Concert.

The Business have always dreamed of playing with renowned conductor Marcus Schmetterlink and his world famous Helsinki Symphony Orchestra. Tonight’s the night! Seemingly possessed by the spirit of the Marx Brothers channeling Samuel Beckett, these four endearingly flawed characters turn the great traditions of orchestra on their head.

As they wait impatiently for Marcus to arrive, the lads are reduced to petty refreshment theft, operatic solos, wild tap routines and even disco dancing. Classic slapstick combines with rivalry and one-up-man-ship in this hilarious night out with The Business.

Since winning the British Council Oz Export Award and receiving a Barry Award nomination at the 2003 Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Concert has toured both regionally and internationally. Now Melbourne audiences once again have the opportunity to see the ‘brilliant slapstick adventure’ that is The Concert.

Many Laughs for Many Rooms

Dates: Thursday March 18th. Show starts 8pm Tickets $10 available at the door

Where: James Squire Brewhouse, Docklands

Comedy docks itself in Melbourne’s newest suburb for a night of good clean fun, as James Squire Brewhouse and City on a Hill present Comedy Showcase. Comedy Showcase features a night of Stand Up Comedy from some of Melbourne’s best upcoming Comedians.

The event is supporting the works of Many Rooms, a project providing weekend meals to some of Melbourne’s homeless.

The night will included Melbourne International Comedy Festival regulars, giving an audience a chance to preview some acts in the lead up to this year’s festival.

Performing on the night will be Michael Connell, fresh from a tour of the UK. Connell ‘s hardworking approach to gigs has seen him perform at venues and festivals across Australia and the UK over the past year and is definitely one to watch. Joining him will be the popular and charismatic Ben Lomas, who has developed a strong following with his past solo shows. Also along for the ride is Phil Andrews, dishing up his uniquely hilarious views. MC for the show will be Lach Ryan, host of cult comedy night Blackframes.

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