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Do you think there are too many polls?

Way too many - 100%

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Does marrying Nicole Kidman impair your health?

I'll let you know when I get out of rehab - 55%

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The real reason Posh and Becks have gone to the USA is because...

America deserves them. - 42%

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Who would be the best company in the back of a Limo?

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny - 36%

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Who should be in charge of security at APEC?

Peter Powers - 41%

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If you got Peter Powers to hypnotise the next Prime Minister, what would you make him do?

Declare a long weekend, every weekend. - 42%

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In whose hands would Australia be safest?

Mr Garrison - 48%

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Clowns are…

Satanic - 43%

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What's the most offensive thing you can say to a swimmer?

I gave your Mum a tumble-turn - 64%

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Do you agree that scientists should be able to create human animal hybrids?

Ruff ruff ruff - 84%

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Who's your favourite Aussie Gold character?

Ja'mie (We Can Be Heroes) - 36%

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What's your favourite thing about a taking Pam Ann Flight?

They never make the same mistake more than 3 times. Maybe 4. - 52%

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Who's your favourite Aussie Gold character?

Kylie Mole, because she goes ,she goes, she just goes... - 36%

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What are you looking forward to this summer?

20%
Watching Australia dominate the cricket in your Speedos
27%
Having a laugh with Stand Up Australia in your Speedos
39%
Having a nice cold beer in your Speedos
15%
Boxing day movie marathon on Comedy in your Speedos
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