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Joke 1

Q. What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop,BANG! BANG! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop,?
A. An Amish drive-by shooting.
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currently rated 3.0/5 24 votes

Joke 2

Q. How do find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?
A. You look for the fresh prints.
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currently rated 2.8/5 17 votes

Joke 3

Q. What do you call a Mexican peeping-tom?
A. Senor Bitz
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currently rated 3.2/5 12 votes

Joke 4

Q. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A. Dr. Dre
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currently rated 3.4/5 19 votes

Joke 5

Q. Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A. The ultra-sound man
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currently rated 3.0/5 14 votes
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