A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin and.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................ Tonic".

The bartender asked "Why the big pause?"

The polar bear replied "Don't know, I've always had 'em."

Shubby

Q. What do you call a whale with no undies?

A. Free Willy

Two polar bears are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says - "Does this taste funny to you?".

Stephen

Q. Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?

A. Because he was looking for pooh.

So this grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says,

“We’ve got a drink named after you”

And the grasshopper replies, “What? Kevin?”

Bakerpet

Two guys are standing on top of a cliff. One has a budgie on his shoulder. The other has a parrot on his shoulder as well as a shotgun.

The first guy jumps off. The budgie flies away and he hits the rocks below.

The second guy jumps off. As the parrot starts to fly away, the guy shoots it with the shotgun, then hits the rocks below.

The first guy says to the second guy "Gee, I don't know about this budgie jumping", to which the second guy replies "yeah, this parrot shooting isn't too good either".

Raylee

A duck, walks into a pharmacy and says.. "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill".

Alec

Q. Where would you find a paw paw?

A. On the leg leg of a dog dog.

Q. What would you call a dog with no legs?

A. Nothing, it wouldnt come to you anyway.

Q. Why don't ants have balls?

A. Because they don't know how to dance.