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Program Guide

Early morning
2:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Hollywood Director and World's Worst. US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy games and songs.

2:30 AM

Comics Unleashed

Kareem Matthews, Kivi Rogers, Gina Yashere, Godfrey. Comics Unleashed sets some of the world's funniest comedians loose to discuss everything from pop culture to entertainment and much more.

3:00 AM

The Man Show

Powerful Women

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Includes the three most powerful women, Father & Son and Camel Toe Match Game.

3:30 AM

The Man Show

Wife Disguise Kit

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly. Jimmy finally gets the sex talk from his mother, and the guys are joined by special guest Adam "Batman" West.

4:00 AM

Comics Unleashed

A.J. Jamal, Rudy Rush, Steve White, Gina Yashere. Comics Unleashed sets some of the world's funniest comedians loose to discuss everything from pop culture to entertainment and much more.

4:30 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Lisa Landry

This series showcases the best in stand-up from some of comedy's top talent. Taped in front of a live audience this is comedy at its very best.

5:00 AM

The Man Show

Christmas Show

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Includes sock puppet porn, Juggs Judy and Santa Karl.

5:30 AM

Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Harry Markopolos

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

6:00 AM

The Colbert Report

Tom Hanks

In this age of scepticism, viewers want the truth...iness. And no one has more than Stephen Colbert as he goes head-to-head with an array of bewildered guests and tells them why they are just plain wrong.

6:30 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Bob Marley

This series showcases the best in stand-up from some of comedy's top talent. Taped in front of a live audience this is comedy at its very best.

7:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Hollywood Director and World's Worst. US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy games and songs.

7:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey with guest star and WWE wrestler Chyna. Featuring Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Scene To Music and Dubbing. US version of the hit improvisation show.

8:00 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Chad's Sleepover

After Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his peculiar classmate Chad over for a sleepover, Dewey quickly finds out why. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese find out that they are not as popular as they once thought.

8:30 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Butterflies

Malcolm works the graveyard shift with Lois who discovers The Lucky Aide has a secret resident. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job as an exterminator and learns how to drum up business.

Morning
9:00 AM

My Name is Earl

Stole Beer From a Golfer

Earl attempts to help Scott get over his preoccupation with golf - an obsession caused when he and Randy started fixing Scott's golf game to get free beer.

9:30 AM

Kingswood Country

Aerial Warfare

Ted's running battle with the kids at the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is broken off and Sister Maria visits him.

10:00 AM

On The Buses

Brew It Yourself

Stan's home brew is stronger than he thought and turns up to work drunk. So when Blakey pulls Stan in for a breath test, it's up to Jack to find a way for him to pass the test without being caught.

10:30 AM

'Allo 'Allo!

The Arrival of the Homing Duck

The RAF send a long-distance duck, so the Resistance can deliver the microfilm back to England.

11:00 AM

Are You Being Served?

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe

Mr Slocombe is becoming increasingly fond of Mr. Humphries and is having dreams in which they become romantically involved.

11:30 AM

Men Behaving Badly

Alarms And Setbacks

Dermot is trying to impress Deborah by offering her his body while Gary tries to impress her by installing a burglar alarm. Which is the better offer?

Afternoon
12:00 PM

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Simon Cowell, Richard Roeper, Ben Harper

Jay Leno presents a combination of humour, talk and entertainment with A-List guests and comedy segments.

1:00 PM

Scrubs

My Moment of Un-Truth

JD must keep a secret when Carla's is asked out on a date. Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women.

1:30 PM

Better Off Ted

Secrets and Lives

Veronica's secret life is accidentally exposed by a Veridian invention. Meanwhile, Linda decides to play matchmaker for Ted.

2:00 PM

South Park

Underpants Gnomes

Mr Garrison tells the children that the school board is planning to fire him.

2:30 PM

South Park

Butt Out

The cheesy song, dance and stupid dialogue of an anti-smoking presentation bore the children. At the end, the boys hear that if they don't take up smoking, they'll be just like the singers and dancers.

3:00 PM

It's Always Sunny In Philadelp

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass

Charlie and Dee try to protest smoking and Mac, Dennis, and Frank turn Paddy's into a no-holds-barred, anything-goes bastion of unrestricted "freedom."

3:30 PM

Grounded For Life

Mr. Robato

Jimmy gets an "F" on his science project when Sean insists on doing it for him. And Lily, an alternate, gets a shot at the school dance squad, but she's afraid her Uncle Eddie may have broken the law to make it happen.

4:00 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Mrs Tri-County

The boys enter lois in the Mrs. Tri-County Beauty Pageant, but don't tell her. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes.

4:30 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

No Motorcycles

Francis asks Hal to complete a promise he made to him as a child, but it has to be done behind Lois' back. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully.

5:00 PM

Scrubs

His Story II

Turk has to confront a young patient of his when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with JD.

5:30 PM

My Name is Earl

Joy's Wedding

Darnell and Joy decided to tie the knot while Earl learns thru Randy's invitation that he is not invited.

Night
6:00 PM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Questions Only and Props. US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy scenes, games and songs.

6:30 PM

Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Marc Thiessen

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

7:00 PM

The Colbert Report

Annie Leonard

In this age of scepticism, viewers want the truth...iness. And no one has more than Stephen Colbert as he goes head-to-head with an array of bewildered guests and tells them why they are just plain wrong.

7:30 PM

South Park

Prehistoric Ice Man

After watching "The Crocodile Hunter" the boys go searching for crocodiles and Kyle falls into a cave.

8:00 PM

South Park

Raisins

The boys are trying to play football when Bebe interrupts Stan to tell him that Wendy is breaking up with him. Although he hasn't talked to her in weeks, he takes time to reflect on their relationship.

8:30 PM

Robot Chicken

Tubba-Bubba's Now Hubba-Hubba

Dracula fights back, 24 style; Superman picks the wrong pet sitter; Pinhead and the other Cenobites join the Girls Gone Wild franchise; & when Vehicle Voltron take their sweet time the results aren't pretty.

8:45 PM

Robot Chicken

Book Of Corinne

Stop-motion animation and fast-paced satire are the hallmarks of this channel flipping, toy murdering, attention-span shattering show.

9:00 PM

Titan Maximum

Pilot

Titan Force Five must regroup when a former team member turns evil; Meek nerd Willie finds himself thrust into the middle of the action.

9:30 PM

Drawn Together

Clum Babies

Wooldoor hits puberty at long last resulting in his Clum Babies being born. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's bachelor days might be numbered.

Late night
10:00 PM

Reno 911!

Rick's On It

When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick. With guest star Paul Reubens.

10:30 PM

Late Show with David Letterman

Julianna Margulies, Broken Bells

Join the king of late night television, David Letterman, as he chats with the world's hottest celebrities, runs through his famous "Top Ten" and lots more.

11:15 PM

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Chelsea Handler, Matt Walsh, Allman Brothers

With the best in celebrity guests and the hottest bands around, Late Night takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.

12:00 AM

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Christoph Waltz, Dave Salmoni. Music

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts. Jay Leno presents a combination of humour, talk and entertainment with A-List guests and comedy segments.

1:00 AM

The Man Show

Powerful Women

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Includes the three most powerful women, Father & Son and Camel Toe Match Game.

1:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey with guest star and WWE wrestler Chyna. Featuring Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Scene To Music and Dubbing. US version of the hit improvisation show.

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