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Program Guide

Early morning
2:00 AM

Just For Laughs

Featuring - Brian Regan, Demetri Martin, Mike Birbiglia, Nina Conti, Jeff Foxworthy, Emo Philips and Omid Djalili. Showcasing the best of international stand up comedy from the Montreal Comedy Festival.

3:00 AM

The Man Show

Drinking

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. The first inductee into The Man Show Hall of Fame is honoured, and Adam enjoys a night of romance - with his mother.

3:30 AM

The Man Show

Wedding

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. A special episode with helpful tips, interviews and inventions to make your wedding more "Man" friendly.

4:00 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Greg Fitzsimmons

Filmed in front of a live audience at New York City's historic Hudson Theatre with an all-star roster of comedians in their own half-hour stand-up specials

4:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Superheroes and Duet. US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy scenes, games and songs.

5:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Let's Make A Date and the guys play Film Dub to "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". US version of the hit improvisation show.

5:30 AM

Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Liev Schreiber - actor in "Salt"

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, brings you a different look at world news, current events and entertainment.

6:00 AM

The Colbert Report

Andy Cohen - host, "Watch What Happens: Live"

Join Stephen Colbert as he goes head-to-head with an array of guests and tells them why they are just plain wrong.

6:30 AM

The Man Show

Mysteries of Women

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. THe guys unravel the mysteries of women by going to the mall and asking - What Are You Broads Thinking?

7:00 AM

The Man Show

Bets/Zembic

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Jimmy and Adam investigate high stakes betting and interview a man who got breast implants to win a $100,000 bet.

7:30 AM

Comics Unleashed

Kareem Matthews, Kivi Rogers, Gina Yashere, Godfrey. Comics Unleashed sets some of the world's funniest comedians loose to discuss everything from pop culture to entertainment and much more.

8:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Superheroes and Duet. US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy scenes, games and songs.

8:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Let's Make A Date and the guys play Film Dub to "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". US version of the hit improvisation show.

Morning
9:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Superheroes, Film, TV & Theatre Styles and Hats. US version of the hit improvisation show.

9:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted By Drew Carey and featuring Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Games include Let's Make A Date and Whose Line? US version of the hit improvisation show with crazy games and songs.

10:00 AM

Scrubs

His Story

Elliot meets a nice guy at the bar, but when she finds out he's a male nurse at Sacred Heart she has doubts about getting involved with him.

10:24 AM

Scrubs

My Karma

JD and Turk think they've got bad karma when, while playing golf on the hospital roof, they hit a car with a golf ball and cause an accident.

10:48 AM

Scrubs

My Own Private Practice Guy

While JD struggles with whether to tell Dr Cox the truth about the baby's paternity he gains some valuable insight into Dr Cox's troubled mind and his relationship with Jordan.

11:12 AM

Scrubs

My T.C.W

JD flirts with the wife of a patient who's been in a coma for the past two years, who they all call TCW (Tasty Coma Wife).

11:36 AM

Scrubs

My Kingdom

Turk takes JD up to surgery and right from the start JD steps all over Turk when trying not to be the geek among the surgeons.

Afternoon
12:00 PM

South Park

Good Times with Weapons

The boys illegally purchase some martial arts weapons at the County Fair and with their new weapons in hand they become Ninja warriors in widescreen anime style.

12:30 PM

South Park

Up the Down Steroid

Cartman finds out how much Jimmy and Timmy stand to win when they compete in the Special Olympics and decides to enter himself. Meanwhile, Jimmy has become hooked on steroids which unlock an emotional rage in him.

1:00 PM

South Park

The Passion of the Jew

Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile, many of the film's hardcore fans are led by Cartman to carry out its message.

1:30 PM

South Park

You Got F****d in the Ass

It's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out.

2:00 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Sleepover

During a sleepover, Malcolm sneaks Stevie out of the Kenarin house; Francis deals with hazing at military school and Reese tries to prove he's brave enough to watch a scary movie.

2:24 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Francis Escapes

Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, but things don't quite turn out as he expects.

2:48 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Krelboyne Picnic

Despite Malcolm's best efforts his family insist on accompanying him to a circus-themed picnic for the Krelboyne class, whom must each perform for the assembled students and families.

3:12 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Lois Vs Evil

Lois's firing results in household economising to an extent that causes Malcolm mortifying embarrassment at school and Francis loves his new assignment as part of an honour guard at a beauty pageant.

3:36 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Stock Car Races

Malcolm is upset about having to dance in front of the school with the other Krelboynes, so he decides to ditch school. While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois searches for a missing cheque.

4:00 PM

Scrubs

My Faith in Humanity

Turk won't open up at couples' therapy. Elliot refuses Dr Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital.

4:30 PM

Scrubs

My Drive-by

Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake. Dr Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego and Dr Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the motorized cart.

5:00 PM

Scrubs

My Changing Way

With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. JD moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship.

5:30 PM

Scrubs

My Intern's Eyes

JD has been living in a hotel since the roof on his apartment collapsed, Elliot is trying to adjust to working at a new hospital and Turk and Carla spend their free time trying to make a baby.

Night
6:00 PM

Scrubs

My Rite Of Passage

As the new attending physician, JD tries to build a relationship with his interns, Elliot's fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla and Dr Cox is unsure about working with his wife.

6:30 PM

The Comedy Company

An Australian TV revolution of sketches and topical parodies - this is the program that launched comedy icons such as Kylie Mole, Con the Fruiterer, Uncle Arthur and Colin Carpenter.

7:00 PM

The Comedy Company

An Australian TV revolution of sketches and topical parodies - this is the program that launched comedy icons such as Kylie Mole, Con the Fruiterer, Uncle Arthur and Colin Carpenter.

7:30 PM

Blankety Blanks

Get ready for non-stop laughs as Graham Kennedy, the King of Australian comedy, is at his hilarious best in this legendary television hit where contestants try to match missing words with the celebrity panel.

8:00 PM

Blankety Blanks

Get ready for non-stop laughs as Graham Kennedy, the King of Australian comedy, is at his hilarious best in this legendary television hit where contestants try to match missing words with the celebrity panel.

8:30 PM

Mother And Son

The Christmas Drinks

It's a hot summer Christmas for Arthur, who is having a party for all his friends and family. But as far as Maggie is concerned, she just wants Arthur to take her to church and forget about the party.

9:00 PM

Mother And Son

The Medals

Maggie thinks that it's ANZAC day, and wants to go and see the parade. Arthur has to convince her it isn't ANZAC day.

9:30 PM

Fast Forward TV Send-ups

Featuring some of Australia's most popular comedians, this hugely successful sketch comedy series has become an Australian institution.

Late night
10:00 PM

Big Bite

A fast paced comedy show featuring some of Australia's best comedians doing impersonations, parodies and sketches. Featuring Chris Lilley (Summer Heights High) and Andrew O'Keefe.

10:30 PM

Saturday Night Live

Tina Fey/Justin Bieber

Sketches include The 2010 Census, The Sarah Palin Network, Lonely Teacher's Thoughts, Al Roker's Ruff, Rugged, and Roker and Brownie Husband. Guest starring Steve Martin. Justin Bieber performs.

11:30 PM

No Signal

No Signal parodies the world of multi-channel television; everything from 24 hour news, TV shopping, Russian brides, America's Next Serial Killer and more are given a viciously funny makeover.

12:00 AM

The Man Show

Drinking

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. The first inductee into The Man Show Hall of Fame is honoured, and Adam enjoys a night of romance - with his mother.

12:30 AM

The Man Show

Wedding

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. A special episode with helpful tips, interviews and inventions to make your wedding more "Man" friendly.

1:00 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Greg Fitzsimmons

Filmed in front of a live audience at New York City's historic Hudson Theatre with an all-star roster of comedians in their own half-hour stand-up specials

1:30 AM

Comics Unleashed

Kareem Matthews, Kivi Rogers, Gina Yashere, Godfrey. Comics Unleashed sets some of the world's funniest comedians loose to discuss everything from pop culture to entertainment and much more.

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