| Early morning |
| 2:00 AM |
It's Brainiac, the show that lets Science stay up way past its bed time. What's the best way to cure a stitch and do red clothes make you more successful? We find out!
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| 2:30 AM |
US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.
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| 3:00 AM |
Hosted by Clive Anderson
Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.
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| 3:30 AM |
In this episode we meet an adult star turned director, visit a photo shoot in Germany, learn about Tantra and making money on the net. It's also time for karaoke!
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| 4:00 AM |
Thanks Man Show
Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. It's the Thanksgiving Show featuring When Adam Is King, Adam & Jimmy At The Buffet and Household Hints From Adult Film Stars.
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| 4:30 AM |
Roach Coach
Pauly's latest catering brainstorm involves an attractive woman and a taco stand on wheels.
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| 5:00 AM |
T.J. English
Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
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| 5:30 AM |
Nas
Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.
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| 6:00 AM |
Harrison Ford, Eric McCormack, Atmosphere
Combining top guests and the hottest bands, Conan O'Brien takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.
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| 7:00 AM |
It's Brainiac, the show that lets Science stay up way past its bed time. What's the best way to cure a stitch and do red clothes make you more successful? We find out!
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| 7:30 AM |
Mischievous mind-bender, hypnotist Peter Powers, returns with his unique brand of humour - and he's a very naughty boy!
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| 8:00 AM |
Mini-Bike
Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese fix an old mini-bike together, but it creates rivalry amongst the brothers. Meanwhile, Craig is driving everyone in the family crazy.
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| 8:30 AM |
Kitty's Back
Kitty returns and asks Lois for help to get her estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation."
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| Morning |
| 9:00 AM |
I Right the Wrongs
Brad is bothered that Lily is embarrassed to be seen with him, so Sean tries to make over his geeky image. But all Sean succeeds in doing is inadvertently getting another student suspended from school.
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| 9:30 AM |
A sketch show dwelling on the dilemma's of contemporary life, computer problems and mobile phones in particular. Characters include a psychopathic driving instructor, a pair of house husbands and two guys who just talk rubbish.
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| 10:00 AM |
First Aid
The bus crew are forced to do a first aid test after the Inspector slips and hurts himself in the canteen on one of Stan's chips.
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| 10:30 AM |
Devon Is Lovely At This Time of Year
Michael is in love but at first his relationship doesn't proceed beyond the stage of discussions over X-rays and blood tests.
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| 11:00 AM |
Hurrah For the Holidays
The Store is closing for re-decoration and the staff are expected to take the same two weeks off. To compensate, Grace Brother's Tour Group Company offers package deals, but they are far from First Class!
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| 11:30 AM |
Sex and Violence
Mrs Desiree Carthorse asks the Goodies to produce a 'Gender Education Film' ("How To Make Babies By Doing Dirty Things"), but dismisses it as too rude without even watching it. Guest starring Beryl Reid.
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| Afternoon |
| 12:00 PM |
US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.
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| 12:30 PM |
Hosted by Clive Anderson
Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.
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| 1:00 PM |
My Dream Job
JD and Turk's college buddy Spence drops by for a visit and accidentally tells Dr Cox that Jordan's baby is his.
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| 1:30 PM |
Death
It's Stan's grandfather's 102nd birthday and all he wants is to be dead.
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| 2:00 PM |
A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
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| 2:30 PM |
Drew Barrymore, Lily Allen
Sketches include American Idol, The Dakota Fanning Show, Dioxin Poisoning, Body Fusion , Target Greatland, Nervous Job Interviewee, Versace Super Bowl Party, Country Club Valet, Firestarter Smoked Sausages, The Formosa, and Nelson's Baby Toupees.
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| 3:30 PM |
Oh, What a Knight
Sean joins the Knights of Hibernia in order for Lily to compete in their beauty pageant.
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| 4:00 PM |
Carnival
Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie decide to play a trick on their parents in order to go to a carnival, but the funfair is not as much fun as they expected.
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| 4:30 PM |
Hal's Christmas Gift
Hal and Lois decide that Christmas is a low-budget affair this year; the boys are dispirited but Hal is determined to come through with a surprise.
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| 5:00 PM |
My American Girl
After a run in with an old flame, Elliot realises that nothing good has happened in her three years at Sacred Heart causing her to take drastic measures.
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| 5:30 PM |
Pink Eye
After Kenny is killed he is taken to the South Park mortuary, where Worcestershire sauce gets mixed in with the embalming fluid, turning him into a zombie.
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| Night |
| 6:00 PM |
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Tw
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of The Lord of the Rings to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
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| 6:30 PM |
George Michael
Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
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| 7:00 PM |
Garrett Reisman
Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.
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| 7:30 PM |
The Wedge is the story of Wedgedale's Inner Regional Outer Suburban mayhem with a population of oddball characters. You wouldn't want to live there, but maybe you do.
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| 8:00 PM |
Welcome to Wedgedale, home to some of Australia's most colourful characters. Meet Mark Wary, the apologising sportsman, Sherine and Leanne, the pokie girls, Art Crooney, the new age school teacher and Lucy, the cyber-stalking schoolgirl.
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| 8:30 PM |
A spoof on disaster films. Passengers on a flight from Chicago are poisoned by their fish dinners. The plane must be landed by a shell-shocked veteran who has a drinking problem.
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| Late night |
| 10:00 PM |
George Michael
Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
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| 10:30 PM |
Garrett Reisman
Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.
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| 11:00 PM |
Kelsey Grammer, Hugh Rowland & Drew Sherwood
With musical guest - Gavin McGraw. Join the king of late night television in a combination of humour, talk and entertainment with A-List guests and comedy segments.
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| 11:45 PM |
Adam Sandler, Werner Herzog, Jewel
Combining top guests and the hottest bands, Conan O'Brien takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.
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| 12:30 AM |
A tongue-in-cheek look at the world of international erotica.
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| 1:00 AM |
We visit Toys in Babeland and the famous Adult Expo in Las Vegas. There's also movie making in the ultimate party town, Ibiza, and some winter fun on the slopes.
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| 1:30 AM |
The Man Show Boy Apologises
Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Includes Adam and Jimmy's dream vacation to the swamp, Man Show Haiku and the Wheel of Destiny.
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