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Charlie & Michael challange Barry Hall to an imaginary fight in an imaginary news mansion.


Roving reporter Justin Kennedy goes on the prowl. 3.24 minutes


Peter Powers is one of the world’s foremost hypnotists who has been searching Australia for volunteers to perform hilarious, and often embarrassing acts of public hypnosis


Ten seasons in and still causing social outrage – pretty good for a couple of guys, some crepe paper and the balls to tell the jokes that no one else dared.


Curb Your Enthusiasm follows Larry David as he wanders through his post-Seinfeld Hollywood hills life.


The Comedy Channel's home grown, very own stand up show.


Program Guide

Early morning
2:00 AM

Brainiac: Science Abuse

It's Brainiac, the show that lets Science stay up way past its bed time. What's the best way to cure a stitch and do red clothes make you more successful? We find out!

2:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.

3:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted by Clive Anderson

Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.

3:30 AM

Wonderful World of Sex

In this episode we meet an adult star turned director, visit a photo shoot in Germany, learn about Tantra and making money on the net. It's also time for karaoke!

4:00 AM

The Man Show

Thanks Man Show

Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. It's the Thanksgiving Show featuring When Adam Is King, Adam & Jimmy At The Buffet and Household Hints From Adult Film Stars.

4:30 AM

Minding The Store

Roach Coach

Pauly's latest catering brainstorm involves an attractive woman and a taco stand on wheels.

5:00 AM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewar

T.J. English

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

5:30 AM

The Colbert Report

Nas

Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.

6:00 AM

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Harrison Ford, Eric McCormack, Atmosphere

Combining top guests and the hottest bands, Conan O'Brien takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.

7:00 AM

Brainiac: Science Abuse

It's Brainiac, the show that lets Science stay up way past its bed time. What's the best way to cure a stitch and do red clothes make you more successful? We find out!

7:30 AM

The Naughty Naughty Hypno Show

Mischievous mind-bender, hypnotist Peter Powers, returns with his unique brand of humour - and he's a very naughty boy!

8:00 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Mini-Bike

Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese fix an old mini-bike together, but it creates rivalry amongst the brothers. Meanwhile, Craig is driving everyone in the family crazy.

8:30 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Kitty's Back

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help to get her estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation."

Morning
9:00 AM

Grounded For Life

I Right the Wrongs

Brad is bothered that Lily is embarrassed to be seen with him, so Sean tries to make over his geeky image. But all Sean succeeds in doing is inadvertently getting another student suspended from school.

9:30 AM

TV To Go

A sketch show dwelling on the dilemma's of contemporary life, computer problems and mobile phones in particular. Characters include a psychopathic driving instructor, a pair of house husbands and two guys who just talk rubbish.

10:00 AM

On The Buses

First Aid

The bus crew are forced to do a first aid test after the Inspector slips and hurts himself in the canteen on one of Stan's chips.

10:30 AM

Doctor At Large

Devon Is Lovely At This Time of Year

Michael is in love but at first his relationship doesn't proceed beyond the stage of discussions over X-rays and blood tests.

11:00 AM

Are You Being Served?

Hurrah For the Holidays

The Store is closing for re-decoration and the staff are expected to take the same two weeks off. To compensate, Grace Brother's Tour Group Company offers package deals, but they are far from First Class!

11:30 AM

The Goodies

Sex and Violence

Mrs Desiree Carthorse asks the Goodies to produce a 'Gender Education Film' ("How To Make Babies By Doing Dirty Things"), but dismisses it as too rude without even watching it. Guest starring Beryl Reid.

Afternoon
12:00 PM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.

12:30 PM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted by Clive Anderson

Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.

1:00 PM

Scrubs

My Dream Job

JD and Turk's college buddy Spence drops by for a visit and accidentally tells Dr Cox that Jordan's baby is his.

1:30 PM

South Park

Death

It's Stan's grandfather's 102nd birthday and all he wants is to be dead.

2:00 PM

South Park

A Ladder to Heaven

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

2:30 PM

Saturday Night Live

Drew Barrymore, Lily Allen

Sketches include American Idol, The Dakota Fanning Show, Dioxin Poisoning, Body Fusion , Target Greatland, Nervous Job Interviewee, Versace Super Bowl Party, Country Club Valet, Firestarter Smoked Sausages, The Formosa, and Nelson's Baby Toupees.

3:30 PM

Grounded For Life

Oh, What a Knight

Sean joins the Knights of Hibernia in order for Lily to compete in their beauty pageant.

4:00 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Carnival

Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie decide to play a trick on their parents in order to go to a carnival, but the funfair is not as much fun as they expected.

4:30 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Hal's Christmas Gift

Hal and Lois decide that Christmas is a low-budget affair this year; the boys are dispirited but Hal is determined to come through with a surprise.

5:00 PM

Scrubs

My American Girl

After a run in with an old flame, Elliot realises that nothing good has happened in her three years at Sacred Heart causing her to take drastic measures.

5:30 PM

South Park

Pink Eye

After Kenny is killed he is taken to the South Park mortuary, where Worcestershire sauce gets mixed in with the embalming fluid, turning him into a zombie.

Night
6:00 PM

South Park

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Tw

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of The Lord of the Rings to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

6:30 PM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewar

George Michael

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

7:00 PM

The Colbert Report

Garrett Reisman

Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.

7:30 PM

The Wedge

The Wedge is the story of Wedgedale's Inner Regional Outer Suburban mayhem with a population of oddball characters. You wouldn't want to live there, but maybe you do.

8:00 PM

The Wedge

Welcome to Wedgedale, home to some of Australia's most colourful characters. Meet Mark Wary, the apologising sportsman, Sherine and Leanne, the pokie girls, Art Crooney, the new age school teacher and Lucy, the cyber-stalking schoolgirl.

8:30 PM

Flying High

A spoof on disaster films. Passengers on a flight from Chicago are poisoned by their fish dinners. The plane must be landed by a shell-shocked veteran who has a drinking problem.

Late night
10:00 PM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewar

George Michael

Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at the world news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

10:30 PM

The Colbert Report

Garrett Reisman

Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.

11:00 PM

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Kelsey Grammer, Hugh Rowland & Drew Sherwood

With musical guest - Gavin McGraw. Join the king of late night television in a combination of humour, talk and entertainment with A-List guests and comedy segments.

11:45 PM

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Adam Sandler, Werner Herzog, Jewel

Combining top guests and the hottest bands, Conan O'Brien takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.

12:30 AM

Das Crazy Sex Show

A tongue-in-cheek look at the world of international erotica.

1:00 AM

Wonderful World of Sex

We visit Toys in Babeland and the famous Adult Expo in Las Vegas. There's also movie making in the ultimate party town, Ibiza, and some winter fun on the slopes.

1:30 AM

The Man Show

The Man Show Boy Apologises

Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Includes Adam and Jimmy's dream vacation to the swamp, Man Show Haiku and the Wheel of Destiny.

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